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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Helpful Tax Advice....smile

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"

"I'm a prostitute," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "No, No, No. That won't work. Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is."

4 Comments:

Blogger BrendaBee said...

Me, I have made note of your new posts. Chicken farmer huh? Have you ever seen The Best little Whore House in Texas with Burt Reynolds and Dolly Parton? Fun movie! Its about a chiken farm too.

February 14, 2007 at 6:07 PM  
Blogger meblogin said...

I do remember the movie...lots of good laughs.

February 14, 2007 at 7:30 PM  
Anonymous Billy The Blogging Poet said...

Your wish is my command oh evil one like me.

February 15, 2007 at 9:58 PM  
Blogger meblogin said...

Hi Billy,

When I clicked on "my command" link in your comment it took me to Ed Cone's blog with porn advertising at the top of his page.

When I go to Ed's using his address...no porn....grin...

What are you doing?

February 18, 2007 at 10:23 PM  

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