Helpful Tax Advice....smile
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"
"I'm a prostitute," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "No, No, No. That won't work. Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"
"I'm a prostitute," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "No, No, No. That won't work. Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."
posted by meblogin at 7:17 PM
3 Comments:
I do remember the movie...lots of good laughs.
Your wish is my command oh evil one like me.
Hi Billy,
When I clicked on "my command" link in your comment it took me to Ed Cone's blog with porn advertising at the top of his page.
When I go to Ed's using his address...no porn....grin...
What are you doing?
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