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Monday, April 14, 2008

Knee hurts at 98 years old....

Old man Johnson limped into the doctor's office and said, "Doc, my
right knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!"

The doctor slowly eyed him from head to toe, paused and then said, "Mr. Johnson, just how old are you?" "98!" Johnson announced proudly.


The doctor just sighed, and looked at him again.

Finally he said, "Sir, I'm sorry. I mean, just look at you. You're practically one hundred years old, and you're complaining that your knee hurts? Well, what did you expect?"

The old man said, "Well, my other knee is 98 years old too, and it don't hurt!"

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Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Congrats David Wray!!!

David must not have been very guilty if he can land a job of this level.

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Good luck David.
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Best Short Joke

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. "Mom," he asked, "Are these my brains?"

"Not yet," she replied.