So....You Hate Your Job....This should Help!!!
When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer. You know the one.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every Rectal Thermometer is personally tested".
Close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the Thermometer quality control."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER......Someone out there really does have a pain in the butt job....but not you.
Feel better? I thought so... :)
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every Rectal Thermometer is personally tested".
Close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the Thermometer quality control."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER......Someone out there really does have a pain in the butt job....but not you.
Feel better? I thought so... :)
posted by meblogin at 11:23 PM
3 Comments:
I read this WHOOOOOOLE thing believing that meblogin is always a serious blogger. Ha! It isn't nice to fool an old lady!! because she is closer to the angels and will come back and HAUNT YOU! BB
I am in training from one of the best... :)
ROTFLMAO!
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