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Monday, February 19, 2007

Don't get all choked up!

NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT IN THE SOUTH

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard business.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.


His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver',
but I ain't never seed nobody do it.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Brenda Bowers said...

Mebloggin', I am a Hillbillie and I RESENT that joke! Don't you know there are still some of us around?











lol lol I couldn't resist that take off on the cave man thing! And to make up for your goof you can take me for dinner. I am like the one who didn't lose his appetite i am warning you.


I understand you are going to the meeting tomorrow. Take good notes and pass them on to the rest of us who can't go. BB

February 22, 2007 at 2:09 PM  
Blogger meblogin said...

darn...I have a customer coming in the morning that messed me up. You and I are in the same boat...relying on others.

I am guessing the blogs will be blazing tomorrow evening if not sooner.

Me...still holding out that there are going to be some good folks in leadership...hope so.

February 22, 2007 at 9:10 PM  

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